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Monday, March 15, 2004
Before The Day Spirals Downhill...
Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
~Mark Twain~
I love Mark Twain. If you don't know his incredible story, I highly recommend doing some research on him.
Before I begin this mundane and tedious task of what I consider "work" ..thought I'd jot a few paragraphs. Walking in the parade yesterday with hundreds of Irish descendents was rather fun. We practiced our accents, "hawareyas?" and sang "Oh, Danny Boy".. My Irish Terrier got into a fight. A german shepard came right at him so suddenly he knocked his owner onto her back and dragged her. Of course, my terrier being the sort of dog not to back down (he was the alpha dog of the litter) went right after this dog. (Mind you my terrier is only 5 months old; still a puppy while this dog was 3 x's his size.) There was shuffling, shoving, yelling & some collar pulling but we got them apart with no fur flying or mutilated flesh. Someone happened to notice the banner of our Irish name I was carrying and said, "Tis nowonder the little lad didn't back down, he's like his namesake." I said, "and don't you be forgetting that now, will ya?" We all had a good laugh over that. I did get a chance to have 1 green beer before MIL came strolling over and needed me to find FIL as he was to attend a funeral. So we dropped off this little leprechaun complete with plaid pants, green blazer, irish hat and bow tie...at a funeral. If people didn't know he had alzheimers...they might be suspecting it at this point. He refused to go home and change.
Posted at 10:54 am by DownHomeChick
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Sunday, March 14, 2004
May Your Troubles Be Less and Your Blessings Be More

HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY!
Today is the Saint Patrick's Day parade in our town. I am getting ready for the 2 mile hike down Main Street w/the kids. I wasn't really all that excited about being in the parade, however, I've resigned to the fact that I just might have some fun. We're taking our Irish Terrier. While that could be borrowing trouble I'm feeling pretty defiant so I said, "Why not? I mean he is Irish too!" I will let you know how it all turns out. If offered the opportunity to partake in the Guiness or Green Beer...I may say yes and since I will not be driving... Sláinte chugat...

Posted at 11:37 am by DownHomeChick
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Saturday, March 13, 2004
AT HOME
as defined by Merriam-Webster: 1 : relaxed and comfortable : at ease <felt completely at home on the stage> 2 : in harmony with the surroundings 3 : on familiar ground
Having had the distinct honor of working from home for about a month I've decided that noone should work where they live & sleep. Its like keeping gasoline in the refrigerator next to the milk. No sense to it and potentially life threatening.
One needs a safe haven. Shouldn't we all have a place where we can go, slam the door, direct obscene hand gestures towards the door we just flew through, kick shoes off and say something profound like, "f$*k off!!"? Then FORGET ABOUT IT for awhile. Now, if home can't be that place then nothing is sacred anymore. This hit me lastnight while I sat in my livingroom that is no longer a livingroom. I looked around at all the work orders that need billing, invoices that need mailing, checkbooks that need balancing and computers in all stages of disrepair... I did the only thing someone can do in my position. I ran away. Okay only for several hours but I got the hell out of there, nonetheless.
Ran to my older sisters. We just sat in her livingroom that looks like a livingroom and talked like normal adults for at least 3 minutes. I was too restless doing that so I suggested we pile everyone in my vehicle and go out to eat. After dinner I dropped everyone off and we ended up walking over to my brothers house. He stepped on a nail at work yesterday and had decided to drink the pain away so we helped him with that for awhile. This morning talked him into going to the hospital for a tetnus shot. He grumpily went and they opened up the wound, cleaned it out, xrayed (he scraped a bone ouch!) and got antibiotics. Says it feels worse. He gets to stay out of work for a few days. Why does he have all the luck in the family? Oh, and his livingroom looks like a livingroom too but I would rather have the computers instead of empty beer bottles and ashtrays.
Posted at 04:12 pm by DownHomeChick
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Thursday, March 11, 2004
Lawyers, Accountants and Reality
I hate accounting. Did I mention this? Money is filthy and it dirties up my mind. I'm pretty pissed off at whoever invented the Salamis tablet today. It led to the Abacus... useless information that I happen to know and therefore must pass onto you. It was a FIL day. A FIL day is like nails scraping a chalkboard. Actually its more like someone clapping chalk-filled erasers in your face then throwing a chicken at you. Or, playing musical chairs with no chairs. Get the frustrating picture of this? I spent 1/2 the day balancing a checkbook & other 1/2 on the phone with lawyers. Sometimes life is so absolutely ridiculous, so incredibly unbelievable that all you can do is laugh at the absurdity of it...Honestly? It does not shock me that life is riddled with unfairness. That is a given. It gets no less easier to endure but perhaps easier to accept the inevitability of it.
LAWYER JOKES
What do you do if you're locked in a room with a lion, a tiger and a lawyer and you have a gun with only two bullets? Shoot the lawyer twice.
Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service
ACCOUNTING JOKES
Reason for becoming an accountant: You don't have to go to law school.
Signs you may be taking accounting too seriously: Your idea of "creativity" is a one-sided journal entry
ANNOUNCEMENT: I've added a "song of the week" in Profiles section. I will try to keep this updated. These songs are ones I find that have sort of a calming effect for me.
Posted at 07:37 pm by DownHomeChick
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Wednesday, March 10, 2004
I promise never to chew my nails for no good reason again. Without realizing it I gave myself a maniacal manicure. What was I thinking? Somehow I must've received the wrong brain signals. Maybe I was hungry but then there are all sorts of hungry. Knowing me, this actually makes some kind of crazy sense. GS & PEM came over today. I thought at one point GS was trying to wash clothes in the drier (Hello brain, are you short circuiting?) We laughed our head off over that. She really is incredibly wonderful to love me in spite of my shortcomings..
I called Director today. I had decided to give up the group until Fall b'cuz I felt I couldn't commit to all the rehearsals.. She maintains she cannot lose me. She wants me to show up when I can, catch a couple Saturday practices and still sing with the group at performance time. That might work for me so I'm happy to report that I'm still Alto 1 for The Voices.
Since my fingernails are now short I decided to practice my guitar (McGuivere) tonight. Good News. The pick isn't nearly as scary an object as I once thought. I'm going to master this in another six years max.
Posted at 11:40 pm by DownHomeChick
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My dog just took off with my sheep wool feather duster (sounds impossible..a wool yet feather duster?) Anyhow... I've decided he can keep it. Not like I really use it. I guess I bought it to make people believe I'm serious about cleaning. Does this make me a more "sophisticated" housekeeper? Because I'm using the cadillac of dusters? Like they can't tell that I do the bare minimum...hello. I'm going for the whole pot of coffee today. Will keep you posted.
Posted at 07:40 am by DownHomeChick
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